ragingegyptian:

Apparently boys will be boys always but girls it’s all your fault always

egdirp:

do you even just glare at a character and go “if you die, i die”

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

fightwing23:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.

jadenite:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ouyangdan:

MOST ACCURATE POST IS MOST ACCURATE

This fits Hawkeye so well…

I laughed at this so much harder than I should have.

sakanajiro:

tall strong men carrying edward elric under their arm. they just fucking pick him up and walk away and he cant do anything about it. i am laughign

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

nebulizard:

shout out to everybody who has school soon

i believe in you

you will be excellent this year

and if you’re not that’s ok too it doesn’t mean you’re not smart

just remember to take care of yourself because your mental health is more important than your grades ok?

group hug ily all

lhomme-ezra:

this is the definition of human trash