aconsultingdetective:

Mycroft + not being dramatic

my hand slipped

Doctor, l’d love to chat. Tea, cake, the whole shebang. But l have a ship to launch, and you’ve got your outfit to buff up.

remembernoah:

somenerdygirl:

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

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ME TOO! what have you done!!

hollyxdunne:

Joniss was a spark and now the fire is catching. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jena dressed as Johanna and wore an LGBT flag to the premier.

tastefullyoffensive:

[mikiko ponczeck]